YOU ARE WEARING TIMBERLANDS YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A FUCKIN DICK I AM GONNA SHIT MYSELF ITS HILARIOUS JESUS CHRIST.


Praise the lord class hasnt even started and this section is already made up 10/15 cute boys.God is real.


(via aphroditea)


I just registered for a drama class at dvc and if there is a god there will be cute straight boys in said class. Praise jesus.


brook:

behold, the single greatest line uttered in television history

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fuckyeahbabyanimals:

You can almost smell the puppy breath.

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

You can almost smell the puppy breath.


superblys:

i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship

(via benstupid)




I just wanted to eat top ramen and my mom got mad and said I had to eat like an adult and made me fancy adult eggs with veggies and shit and fancy toast with fancy adult margarine. Calm down Mom. Shit.


I no longer eat food like medicine,
pinched nose
dramatically disgusted face.

I no longer draw meticulously
straight lines on my arms,
so permanent without a marker.

I no longer kiss him to feel whole.
We are not puzzle pieces
glued together in a picture frame.
We are ripped pages that will never
be bound to the same book.

I no longer bury myself
beneath things I don’t need.

Michelle K., Changes from 2013 to 2014 (via bez0ar)

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fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

(via falsghetto)


hufflepuffarmy:

thedalekmaster:

shoujo-addict:

T h e  W a l k i n g  D i s n e y

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Damn Mulan.. Guess training to defeat the Huns turned out to be a good lifeplan

This is perfect

(via artsysisters)


thisaintfayou:

nailtipflips:

breenewsome:

& somehow cops managed without a tank & tear gas. #ferguson #mikebrown #policebrutality #racism

Bloop.

And to add, Joe Paterno knew that there was pedophiles on his coaching staff inappropriately touching and engaging in sexual acts with boys as young as 10 on campus…
But decided to look the other way. 

thisaintfayou:

nailtipflips:

breenewsome:

& somehow cops managed without a tank & tear gas. #ferguson #mikebrown #policebrutality #racism

Bloop.

And to add, Joe Paterno knew that there was pedophiles on his coaching staff inappropriately touching and engaging in sexual acts with boys as young as 10 on campus…

But decided to look the other way. 

(via pawneeparksandrecreation)